George W. Bush Impeached

War on Iraq
Lately Iraq has been moving towards its democratic ideas after a long period of unrest and oppression. However, did we do this or did the people of Iraq do this? What was the reason that we went there in the first place? Who knows? Your president knows!
George W. Bush has again lied to the people, his own people, about the true ideas for invading Iraq. He stated that we were going there to spread the idea of democracy. I personally laugh when I hear such a statement. I know for a fact that it is an outrageous lie and that he has other reasons. If you did not already know I will share some with you starting with the idea of spreading democracy, after carefully analyzing that idea I came up with the real answer, to get money and raw materials off the country to fit our ill will for profit in this case being oil, which the United States apparently will no longer obtain, because the president is an oil man and the vice president is also another oil man. He also calls these people causing rampage in Iraq “terrorists”, my question is, should they instead be called “Freedom Fighters”?

Intelligent Design
Not so long ago there was an interview in which the star of the show was George W. Bush, he was asked certain questions dealing with creationism and the idea of life. According to the constitution the government has no say in religion or in standards that should be taught by schools. During the interview George W. Bush was asked his opinion on such matter he said that he believed that Intelligent Design, the idea that an intelligent force created us, should be taught in school, thus negating the theory of evolution and survival of the fittest that has been passed down by many generations as the most accepted and realistic idea of our creation.

Nominations
A great issue creating a lot of controversy has been the latest nominations our brilliant president had for the position of chief of justice in the Supreme Court. His first decision for such position was Mr. Rogers who unfortunately did not make the cut and was unable to take office. His second nomination was Ms. Harriet Myers who to a disturbing extent has no judging experience whatsoever and yet our brilliant, and I repeat, brilliant president nominates for the Supreme Court of Justice. Interestingly enough his own party is opposing her nomination for the spot and it is because our “brilliant president”, I repeat “brilliant”, had other people with far more potential to be able to take the position. Now this discussion leads me to my next topic, Cronyism. Even his own party has decided to finally speak out against their leader and say that he, for the first time in history, messed up!!!. That is right people he messed up. Even though his own party is now refusing his ideals and that state that he messed up he refuses to believe he did, he negates ever thinking that Myers nomination is an act of Cronyism and refuses to believe there is someone more fit for the job than her. Is he missing his whole brain or is this corruption in the government? Now, I would like to compare him to someone who refused to be wrong because of his Hubris, that is Oedipus!